Friday, 28 March 2014

More from Ton Sai

After four very memorable weeks, I left Ton Sai on March 27. It was a bit sad to say goodbye to the friends that were still around and to leave the beautiful scenery, but it was time to go. Similar to my time in Hampi, there's only so much of the climbing-eating-swimming-partying routine that I can handle before it starts getting repetitive.

To continue from my last update, here are some highlights from the last couple of weeks:

  • Climbing and sharing many laughs with Darran, Jussi, Nathan, Stephanie, Chrissy, Jules, Simon and Victor. We were bummed when Jussi left us, followed by Stephanie two days later, and Chrissy a few days after that, but that's how it goes. I'll remember all of these people for their good nature and amazing humour, which really made me feel at home and let me be myself (to thier regret at times, I'm sure). Thanks to you guys for the following: Darran for your hilarious British sensibilities, your love for the Boatman chicken burger, your patience as a climbing partner, and for being a great drinking buddy; Jussi for your love of rock n' roll and for your positive attitude; Nathan (hey champ!) for all the crazy shit that came out of your mouth and for helping me climb harder; Stephanie for being the best damn cheerleader a guy could ask for at the crag ("allez Jeremy!"); Chrissy for practically being my personal assistant and for laughing at my stupid jokes; Jules for just being an all around nice guy (hope to see you in Toronto); Simon for your fedora, for being part of the henna bucket team and for rebolting / putting up the new routes; and Victor (V-Funk!) for pushing me to climb harder, for falling on my head, and for eating like nobody's business.
  • Spending three action-packed evenings with Elisa and Meja from Finland. We met one night at Sunset bar and then carried on at Chill Out bar, where a surprisingly good reggae band kept the party going til late. This didn't help my performance on the mult-pitch Darran and I tackled at 8:00 am the next day, but I managed. We ran into our Finnish friends at dinner later that evening and enjoyed several digestivos at Sabai Sabai over games of Jenga and billiards. After a stop at Sunset bar, Darran, me, Elisa and Meja found ourselves playing Truth or Dare (yes, really) on the beach til the wee hours. The details will fall under the 'what-happens-in-Ton-Sai-stays-in-Ton-Sai' umbrella. The next day was pretty low key, but that night we all got together again for several rounds of shots, cocktails and ridiculous photos at Small World bar. It was then that I decided to break out the tube of henna I'd bought in India. There's nothing like an intoxicated henna tattoo party to remind you of the previous night's shenanigans (e.g. waking up to find "Ton Sai!" enscribed on your chest). Many thanks to Darran, Simon and Team Finland for the wild memories! My liver is less thankful.
  • I already mentioned the multi-pitch with Darran (Humanality, 6a+, 6b, 6b+, 6b), but it was fantastic. I didn't find the pitches on Humanality as consistently enjoyable as on Big Wave, the first multi-pitch I did with Chris, but the fourth pitch is famous. It involves stepping back off the wall onto a big stalactite, going up a bit and then back onto the wall (see photos on this guy's blog). I found the move pretty 'what-the-hell-am-I -doing-here?' psychological, but I perservered. The climb goes right over the deck of Ton Sai Bay restaurant and it was fun to see people watching us with curiosity.
  • Enjoying a few more jam sessions at Sunset bar, including one with a duo from southern Alberta. One of these nights there may have actually been some people dancing... or maybe just Nathan.
  • Sending some good routes on days when I had no business climbing well, and getting my butt whipped on days when I was well-rested. Climbing can be very humbling.
  • Listening to AC/DC while climbing at Eagle Wall with Jussi and Stephanie. Jussi and I were happy to introduce this little-known Australian rock outfit to our French companion. Stephanie dug thier sound, but immediately vetoed the Ramones, who she thinks are "too basic". Ha.
  • Running into my friend Berni, whom I climbed with in Hampi about two months ago. Then later that day, meeting this girl Megan who was also in Hampi at the same time as us. Small world!
  • Kayaking around the bay of Ton Sai / Railay with Rachelle from Colorado. Apart from my day deep water soloing, it was my only time leaving the bay in four weeks.
  • Climbing the beautiful new sector Gibbon's Roof, off the jungle trail. Only about five or six routes have been established so far, but the area's got so much potential. It's a beautiful spot and being a steep roof, it's well-sheltered from the sun and rain. Thanks to Simon, Andy and the others for their time and effort in putting up these routes, including one soon-to-be-classic 7a.
  • Not getting Ton Sai tummy! I didn't get sick once during my four weeks in Thailand.
  • This isn't really a highlight, but it wasn't long before the reggae music that is played in 90 percent of the bars in Ton Sai starts getting really annoying. I and I love reggae music and always give thanks and praise to the almighty Jah, but I'm sorry, there's only so much I can handle before I'm jammin' something in my ears.

Photos:

It's hard to get tired of this view
Missing Snow, 6b+
Nathan, 'belaygled'
Getting shut down on Lion King, 6c+
My humble bungalow
Me and Steph trying out a new route at Gibbon's Roof
Two of our regular haunts: Boatman (above) and Ton Sai Bay
Breakfast at Pyramid
Chai, owner of Pyramid
I love me froggy babies!
Chill Out Bar: Nathan, me, ??, Elisa, Victor, Meja
Kitties of Ton Sai
Pleasing beer, pleasing company
Sunset bar!
...and here we go: Meja, Simon, Elisa, Darran et moi
Buckets o' fun
Reminds me of an American Apparel ad
Yep...

 

 

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Thailand! Ton Sai!

I arrived in Bangkok the evening of Februrary 24. My plan was to spend two nights in the city and then fly down to Ton Sai / Railay (near Krabi) for a few weeks of rock climbing and mucho relaxo.

The first thing I noticed walking through the airport in Bangkok was how friendly and smiley the Thais are. In the taxi to my hostel, I was then struck by how orderly the traffic was; everyone was driving between the lines and nobody was honking. For the 30-odd minute taxi ride from the airport, I didn't hear a single car honking AND we stopped at every single traffic signal (I should mention too that my driver took me directly to my destination and didn't try to cheat me). After two months in India, this was truly amazing!

The Grand Palace

After a quiet night and a morning spent dealing with 'life administration' (i.e. things like procuring a local SIM card, booking flights, checking emails, etc.), I ventured out of my hostel to explore Wat Phra Kaew (aka. the Temple of the Emerald Buddha) and the Grand Palace. Both of these are housed in an incredibly ornate and colourful compound, which is one of Bangkok's most popular attractions. To get there, it was suggested that I take a long-tail boat up the Chao Phraya River and get off near the temple. It turns out that this is a common form of transportation and one that makes a lot of sense because the road traffic in Bangkok can be pretty bad. The boat ride is also a great way to see the city. I spent the next few hours exploring the Grand Palace and the neighbouring Wat Pho (home of the 46m long, 15m high reclining Buddha). Both sites are simply incredible. That evening I enjoyed an excellent Thai dinner accompanied by my roommate, Brandon from Atlanta (an aspiring monk who was hoping to move to Burma), at a fancy-ish restaurant near our hostel where we felt quite underdressed, but ate like kings.

The next morning I caught my flight to Krabi. From there I took a 45 minute bus ride to the costal town of Ao Nang and then a short long-tail boat ride to Ton Sai / Railay. Boarding the long-tail was a bit of an adventure, as we had to wade in up to our waists in water to reach the boat. Luckily I could wear my big backpack, but those with normal suitcases (not to mention phones and wallets in their pockets) struggled to get to the boat.

Railay beach, with Ton Sai on the far left

Ton Sai and Railay are neighbouring beach / resort villages in a small bay on the Pra-Nang Peninsula. This area has over 50 climbing areas with over 500 bolted routes, making it the most popular climbing destination in Asia. Both Ton Sai and Railay exist exclusively for tourism; there is no native population here. The two are separated by a cliff / rock face and are connected via a short, rocky trail. Railay has a very nice beach and attracts the posh, sunbathing set, whereas Ton Sai can resemble a muddy bog during low tide and, so, is less developed and more 'rustic'. Most of the climbers stay in Ton Sai and it's here where the best bars and Thai food can be found. An overview of Ton Sai, including photos, is available here.

Upon my arrival, I checked into a small one-room bungalow with ensuite bathroom at the Mountain View 'resort', which was recommened by a friend. The place costs about $25 per night, which is way more than any place I stayed at in India, but it's very nice and clean.

The next day at my soon-to-be-regular breakfast joint, Pyramid, I met Nathan from Humbolt County, California, and Janet and Peter, a couple from Banff - all climbers. We teamed up and headed to a nearby sector called Fire Wall for some climbing. There we met Chris and Lise, an excellent brother-and-sister duo from South Africa, and a couple from Norway. That night we went for drinks at a tiki bar called Small World, where were entertained by a fireshow / slack-line act (which I soon discovered are featured most nights at most bars). And so it began...

Since then, most of my days have unrolled something like this:

  • Wake up around 8:30 am and meet folks at Pyramid for breakfast
  • Head out climbing at whichever crag has shade in the morning or just chill out til lunch
  • Get lunch at a nearby restaurant (unlike Kalymnos, it's not cheaper or convenient to pack your own lunch here)
  • Climb in the afternoon (again, at a shady area) or relax by the beach
  • Meet friends for dinner and evening drinks
  • Hit the hay sometime between 10:00 and midnight
  • Repeat the next day

Some highlights from the past three weeks:

  • Climbing! The rock and variety of routes here is amazing and all within walking distance. The rock itself is very similar to Kalymnos (limestone with lots of stalactites and tuffas). After three weeks I'm getting stronger and hope to send a 7a before I leave.
  • Hanging out and climbing with so many great people, including: Chris, Lise and Kobe (South Africa); Nathan (USA); Evan (USA); Peter and Janet (Canada); Femke (Holland); Viviane (Spain); Darran (UK); Jussi (Finland); Ashley and Kevin (USA); Stephanie (France); Gordon (Canada); Terry (Canada); Chrissy (Germany); Jules (New Zealand); Victor, aka. V-Funk (Germany), Simon (Sweden); Amy (Australia); Francois, Robin, Hugo and Louis (Canada); Pon, Tuffy, Yip and Chai (Thailand).
  • Eating delicious food again and again at our favourite Ton Sai restaurants: Boatman, Mama's Chicken, Legacy, Pyramid, Family, and Ton Sai Bay
  • Hanging out on the beach-side deck at Sunset bar or Sawadee
  • Going deep water soloing, which is rock climbing without ropes over a body of water. When you're done climbing, you simply jump (or fall) into the sea. Several of the climbing schools in Ton Sai organize day trips for deep water soloing around the nearby islands. I'm not a fan of jumping into water from high up, so my DWS experience was pretty tame, but it was fun to watch others get as high as 20m and realize "Oh man, I gotta jump down now!"
  • Jamming at Sunset bar with a few Thai musicians / climbers. I noticed the drum kit at Sunset when I first arrived and asked the staff on a couple occasions if they ever organized jams. Each time they were too stoned to give me a coherent response. A few days later, I noticed this big Thai dude with Slash-like hair and a pirate hat struggling to do a drum sound check (i.e. hitting a drum; going to the sound board to adjust the volume; hitting the drum again; returning to the sound board). I took the opportunity help him out and then I was in. Tuffy and I jammed a bit that afternoon and then again a few nights later with a couple other guys in front of a pretty full bar. Our repetoire has included lots of reggae and some rock hits (and Stand By Me). It's all quite rough around the edges (Tuffy's perpetually-out-of-tune guitar helps with that), but I love it.
  • Doing my first multi-pitch climb (Big Wave: 6a+, 6b, 6b, 6b) with Chris. It was interesting to notice that I wasn't really any more nervous being 100m off the ground than I'm doing a 20m climb.
  • Getting amped to do 'happy shakes' with Chris, Lise, Femke and Viviane and lying on the beach under the stars waiting for them to kick in. They didn't, but we laughed a lot listening to Chris throw up in the bushes.
  • Watching Evan get ready for a body suspension, which involves having your body suspended by hooks through the skin. Yes, this is freaky shit, but it's something that Evan is into. It turns out that one of the leading suspension practitioners was in Ton Sai (a Russian guy with tattoos on his face, named Staz) and Evan jumped at the chance to do some suspensions with him. The scene burned into my memory is Evan lying on the ground while Staz was putting something like oversized safety pins through his chest. While we're watching Staz says "Evan, please keep talking to your friends, but in the meantime do you mind if I put a hook through your knee?" I've now seen it all.
  • Seeing a 2m long snake with Chris while walking up the road. It was too dark to tell what type of snake it was, but it was certainly the biggest I've ever spotted in nature.
  • Watching a bunch of Russian base jump off one off one of the cliffs on Ton Sai bay. These guys jumped every afternoon for a few days, and it was pretty wild to watch. One time, one of the guys actually hit the cliff face after his chute deployed and then ended up in a tree. Amazingly, he only suffered minor injuries; it obviously could have been a lot worse.
  • Yelling out "TON SAI!" at random intervals

Some photos:

The Grand Palace
The Grand Palace
The reclining Buddha
Multi pitch w/ Chris
Crushing mad rock
Best Route in Minnesota, 6c
Best Route in Minnesota, 6c
Caving
Me, Lise, Kobe, Chris & Nathan
Mmm, vagetable
Chris working the Boatman chicken burger
Evan
My room
Ton Sai nights
Deep water soloing
More chicken burger action
Jammin
 

More photos to come...

 

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Delhi, Part 2 / Bye Bye India

We left Rishikesh on Saturday, February 22. We flew directly to Delhi, as Catherine was leaving from there back to Australia the next day. Ryan was nice enough to let us stay at his apartment again, even though he was back in Australia for a couple of weeks.

Hauz Khas (photo courtesy of the internets)

Once settled, we caught a cab to the Hauz Khas village for dinner and exploration. Hauz Khas itself is actually the ruins of a 13th-14th century water reservoir and religious school that now serves as a popular hangout for students, musicians and young lovers. Access to the ruins is almost completely unrestricted, so people can be found all over. I'd never been to such a relaxed public space in India, and the fact that it was among medivial ruins made it even cooler. Unfortunately I didn't have my camera with me to take any pictures. Surrounding the ruins is the Hauz Khas village - a collection of boutiques, restaurants and bars strung through a series of narrow streets. The look and vibe reminded me a bit of Yorkville in Toronto, but less high-end. Again, I'd never been to an area like this in India; it was great.

For dinner we ate at a Tibetan restauant called Yeti that had been recommended to us. The food was incredible and unlike anything I'd ever tasted, including cured bison salad and fried goat lung (surpringly delicious).

Following dinner I focused on finding accomodations for the next day, given that Catherine was flying out in the morning and I would have to vacate Ryan's apartment with her. I was a bit stressed, as the rates in Delhi were very high and most of the cheaper-plus-nice options were booked up. I was annoyed at myself for not having reserved anything earlier and was very much hoping to avoid the possibility of being virtually homeless at 7:00 am the next morning. Once back at Ryan's, I eventually found a room in a centrally-located YMCA hostel that had a decent review in Lonely Planet, albeit with "an institutional vibe and hint of eau de mothball". At this 11th hour (literally), I was in little position to be choosy. Relieved to have a place to go the next day, I finished the night drinking beer while listening to classic rock and watching Catherine pack her bags.

We vacated Ryan's apartment at 7 o'clock the next morning and said our goodbyes. Inevitably, it was a bit sad, but we were happy to have spent many nice days discovering India together; it really made the journey a lot more fun. The memorable random encounters and fast friendships like this are one of the best and most memorable parts of travelling solo. Even though you might not keep in touch regularly or at all once home, it's nice to know that you've got friends to visit should you ever be in their part of the world. The goodbyes are always a drag, but that's the way it goes.

The rest of the day was equal parts good and annoying. I arrived at the YMCA hostel before 8:00 am, but was not able to check in before noon. With four hours to kill, I took advantage of thier internet in the lobby to make some calls and send some emails. I then took a walk up to touristy Connaught Place, which is supposed to be worth visiting, but is definitely not at 8:00 am on a Sunday morning. Instead of browsing up-market shops and restaurants (all closed at this hour), I only encountered desparate rickshaw drivers and people trying scam me in one way or another. That and the fact that a political rally was about to get under way close by gave the area an eery vibe, so turned around and headed south to the National Museum and the Rajpath - a long mall linking various government offices, the Presidential residence and a stone memorial arch called the India Gate.

Thanks guys, but the flags were really not necessary

This part of the area known as New Delhi is organized via a series of large, tree-lined boulevards that are home to many civic offices, institutions, monuments and museums. Visually the district is very nice, but the large boulevards would be better explored by car. The walking can get long and monotonous, and many intersections have large roundabouts that make crossing by foot a challenge. Once I got to the Rajpath, things got more interesting. On its western end is the 340-room Presidential residence, flanked by the cemetrical, dome-crowned North and South Secretariats that house various government ministries. The architecture and vastness of the space is very impressive. I was also surprised to see the Canadian flag hanging from many of the flag poles. It turns out that the Canadian Governor General was visiting at the same time as me. ...but I like to think that the flags were in honour of my visit.

I then headed to the National Museum, which contains artifacts from India's last 5000 years (5000 freakin' years!). Lonely Planet lists the museum as a must-do in Delhi and I was looking forward to it. Unfortunately, the museum's layout and organization grossly failed to do justice to its vast collection. I don't think I've ever been in such an underwhelming national museum that did so little to get its visitors excited about the history and artifacts it was designed to showcase. When information was offered about a particular collection, it was way too detailed. Otherwise, there was nothing at all. Lonely Planet suggested two hours to half a day for a visit, but I think I breezed through in under an hour. If the goal was to get me completely unexcited about the history of India, they succeeded that afternoon.

Apart from a biryani at a popular local canteen, the next few hours were a drag and consisted mostly of sitting in the lobby of the YMCA hostel (into which I had not yet formally checked in) and mooching their wifi to reschedule my flight to Bangkok from Thursday (i.e. four days away) to tomorrow (Monday). The reason for the change was that I was not feeling the Delhi vibes. Notwithstanding the fact that I had several friends in the city, I wasn't interested in four additional days of sightseeing here. Most people will tell you that Delhi is a hard city and after just a bit of time there I was feeling the same. In Mumbai nobody paid me much attention, but in Delhi I constantly felt like I stood out and that someone was looking to take advantage of me. To be fair, I didn't visit many places in the city, but the short amount of time I'd spent there didn't leave me wanting more. Hence my decision to get the hell out of dodge ASAP.

With my flight successfully rescheduled to the following morning, I paid my friend Anika and her family a brief visit and then went to join my Hampi friends Rahul and Rashmi at the rock gym for some climbing. Rahul was kind enough to arrange a night's accomodations for me at his friend's place in south Delhi, so I didn't even spend a single rupee for a night's stay at the Y.

I was only that evening that I realized that I was spending my last night in India. It came so suddenly that it was difficult for me to process. I didn't feel happy or sad; nor was I even mentally prepared for Thailand. But there I was, so I bid farewell to my friends that night and got ready for the next phase of my journey. Overall, I can say that the almost two months I spent in India were very positive and even exceeded my expectations - exceeded in the sense that travelling solo in the country was not as challenging as I thought it might be, nor did I suffer much culture shock. There were many things I had to adapt or get used to, this wasn't a big deal for the most part. On the other hand, what I'll most remember are the many amazing things that I saw, the oddball1 day-to-day stuff that made me smile, and the people that I met along the way.

Some things that I won't miss from India:

  • Constant f'ing honking
  • Too many motorcycles and scooters
  • Litter everywhere
  • Stepping in cow patties (though this is kind of funny)
  • Rats crawling around after dark
  • Rickshaw drivers telling you they know your destination and halfway through the ride you realize that they've no bloody idea
  • Trying to find your bus at the bus station, where all the busses are unmarked and there are no signs on anything and people point you in different directions
  • Indian beer, with its added corn syrup, sugar and preservatives

Some things that I will miss:

  • The amazing people I met throughout my travels, including Dolly, Bakhu, Gauvind, Tanvi and her family, Reema, Kaashvi, Zoya, Arthur, Dhillan, Vinay, Banit, Suhail, Rahul, Rashmi, Soren from Denmark, the folks at Goan Corner, Neha, Sharvari, Pallavi, Anika and her family, Sreemoyi, Sudeep, Shraddhaa and her family, Jon from New York, Ryan, and Catherine.
  • The food, oh, the food! ,,.and for cheap!
  • The cute, carefree kids and women dressed in beautiful saris
  • Cows, chickens, monkeys, pigs, goats, dogs, cats, etc., roaming free on the street
  • Rickshaw rides
  • Seeing vehicles carrying way too many passengers
  • The Indian head wobble (yes, no, hello and more - all in one!)

A few photos:

The North Secretariat
The Presidential residence
Outdoor bouldering in Delhi
 

 

Friday, 7 March 2014

The Rishikesh Express

The express train en route to Rishikesh on February 17 was not very express at all. Catherine and I left Delhi after 6:00 am and after many 20 minute stops in various towns and small villages, we finally pulled into Haridwar about eight hours later (on a real express train, the trip should take about four hours). Thankfully we were in a relatively comfortable AC sleeper car with lunch provided. There was also a mouse on board that literally kept me on my toes. From Haridwar we enjoyed a bumpy bus ride to Rishikesh, about an hour away (though the distance is only about 30 km).

Rishikesh, Uttarakhand (pop. 102,000) is located in the foothills of the Himalayas. The Beatles stayed at a Rishikesh ashram for several months in the late 60s while they were writing the White Album. Today, it is considered by many as the yoga capital of the world and attracts many yoga enthusiasts and spiritual types. Our intention for the next five days was to discover a bit of this part of Rishikesh and to explore the surrounding foothills.

A few points worth noting:

  • Being up near Himalayas, the nights in Rishikesh got chilly enough that I had to break out my fleece and windbreaker and sleep in my long underwear. But the days got hot enough for t-shirts and sandals.
  • About 99% of the restaurants in Rishikesh serve only vegetarian food and no alcohol. Only one restaurant near our hotel - Rasta Restaurant - served beer (illegally) and had a separate menu for chicken dishes. When serving the beer, they'd wrap the can in a paper towel, as if to make it less obvious. One night they said that if the cops came in, that I was to say that I'd bought the beer somewhere else.
  • Like many small cities and towns in India, walking around Rishikesh can be tiresome due to the honking vehicles, lack of sidewalks and garbage on the roads. This seems to be the norm in India.

Some highlights:

  • The view from the terrace of our 500-rupee-per-night ($6) hotel, which overlooked the holy Ganga river running through the valley below.
  • Hiking to a gorgeous, almost artificial-looking waterfall - the Neer Garh - and exploring the surrounding hills. On our first visit, Catherine and I were accompanied by two local dogs (and later joined by a young puppy) who kept us company and chased away any monkeys that came near.
  • Enjoying an hour-long Ayurvedic massage for less than $10. I less enjoyed leaving the massage covered head-to-toe in massage oil, which was a struggle to wash off.
  • Delicious Nepali noodle soup (thukpa) and so many dumplings (momos, typically stuffed wtih chicken, veg and/or cheese). Rishikesh has a very large Nepali population, so their regional dishes were everywhere.
  • The cow who regularly stands just outside the door looking into the Beatles Cafe. "She's just listening to the music" said the waiter when we asked about her.
  • Getting the adrenaline flowing white water rafting on the Ganga river. This is a popular thing to do in Rishikesh and it seems that every second shop offers some kind of rafting tour. But many of these operators are not qualified, which contributed to several rafting deaths last year. So we made sure to go with a reputable outfit and professional guides. For our half day of rafting, our group of eight was driven 20 km upstream from where we would paddle back to Rishikesh in a big raft. After our guides explained the basics of rafting and important safety procedures, they had us jump in the (cold!) water from the raft and then go over some easy rapids to get used to the feeling, including one portion where we 'surfed' the rapids while standing in the raft. From there we just floated the current through the valley and rode any rapids along the way. Some of these sections were pretty intense (Class III rapids, apparently); one section in particular called the Gold Course is used for international kayak competitions. One of our guides followed our raft in a kayak to help anyone that fell overboard. He was also a competitive kayaker and put on a bit of a show for us on some of the trickier sections. It was a fantastic experience.
  • Visiting the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Ashram where the Beatles stayed for a few weeks in 1968. The original ashram is now abandoned and largely overgrown.
  • Celebrating my 35th birthday with a straight razor shave; a 20 km hike up to and beyond the Neer Garh waterfall with Catherine, Roger and Jacquie from Australia, and a couple from BC; and surprise birthday cake made especially for me (thanks Catherine!)
  • Having Catherine along as my travel partner. We travelled very well together and it was awesome to have somebody to share my experiences with, to complain to and listen to my dumb jokes.
A few photos:
Neer Garh waterfall
Team Aussie-Canada
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Ashram (aka. Beatles Ashram)
One of the locals
I'm on a boat!
Yes, he is opening his chest
Catherine
The Godfather of beers
Best birthday ever!